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Donnerstag, 15. Dezember 2011

Die Top 10 der "Wenn Chuck Norris ein Programmierer wäre" Fakten

Chuck Norris kann ja bekanntlicher Weise A L L E S !


Chuck Norris zerschneidet ein Messer mit einem Brot.


Chuck Norris kann deine Gedanken mit einem Löffel verbiegen.


Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen!


Chuck Norris kann nicht alles, er kann noch mehr. 


Und darum kann Chuck Norris natürlich AUCH programmieren!






Hier die TOP TEN der  "Wenn Chuck Norris ein Programmierer wäre" Fakten:



10.          If Chuck Norris were a programmer, memory would be afraid to      
    take a leak.

9.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, President Obama would be  
   doing his garbage collection.

8.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, the food chain would collapse
               because he would kill every bug on the planet.

7.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, unstructured data would
               become structured. With Chuck around, nobody ever gets out of
               line.

6.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, application security wouldn’t
               even be an issue.

5.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, all his programs would be
               strongly typed.

4.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, none of his functions would
               have arguments.

3.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, his first program wouldn’t be
               ‘Hello World’ it would be ‘Goodbye Underworld.’

2.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, there would be no exception
               handling, because there would be no exceptions ever.

… and the Number One “If Chuck Norris Were A Programmer” Facts:

1.            If Chuck Norris were a programmer, all his applications would be
               perfectly metadata - driven. After all, they would be developed on  
               a Magic application platform